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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 04:32

No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
So they tried
Do Indian guys like African girls?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Stress-Linked Brain Pathway Disrupts Sleep and Memory - Neuroscience News
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Do flat Earthers really exist? Why do they believe the Earth is flat?
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds